Sunday, March 27, 2016

Chocolate Easter Egg

As we raced over hills and rough terrain with our people, Nacho and I relaxed in the side-by-side. There were hawks and squirrels and beautiful desert flowers.

the scene of the crime
Suddenly, Nacho stood up on my Grandpa's lap and started pooping! My human frantically caught his Easter egg with her bare hand, and flung it into some chaparral. Relieved, Nacho resumed his nap. 

don't mind if I do too

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Jelly Fish Heaven

I sprinted uphill through the daisies, the ocean breeze in my whiskers. My humans marveled at my sudden burst of speed. 

I'm the little dot up ahead!
I usually nap 23 1/2 hours a day, so having to try and keep up with me was a surprise. 

Don't tell Mr Bacchus he's voluntarily standing in water 
There were jelly fish on the sand, and we didn't eat any. We deserved puppuccinos!

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Saucy Paw

My friends Mr Bentley and Royce came to dinner. Afterward they were allowed to lick their human's dishes clean. 


My moms were divided. Dog mouths are cleaner, but we eat weird things. Is this gross or a win-win situation? 

Offering me a juicy plate, I happily lapped at the leftover residue. Suddenly I leapt to attention, and ran across the dish, leaving saucy paw prints at my wake. Just like that, my dishwasher pre-wash days were over.