How to Train Your Human

Our humans eat more than twice a day. We would like to eat more often too! But how?    Chomp chomp chomp One day, food started falling off the counter, so we started hanging out nearby. We would gaze at whatever our tiny human was eating, and sooner or later he shared some with us!  Berry bombs away! Broccoli, brussels sprouts, peas, and teething crackers rained down.  Our hero!

Even before my human's belly began to grow, I could tell there was a little one inside. A LONG time later, they brought home a large, bald puppy. Only one? Was this her first litter? This must be for me... We gently sniffed him while he cooed. Mr Bacchus gallantly leant him the prime spot on the big bed. The puppy who came to stay... It's been many months...shouldn't he move out by now? When the heck will he walk?