How to Train Your Human

<entertaining videos below if you view on a computer> My human thought it would be adorable to give us treats from our stockings while filming. Nacho lunged for the delicious holiday rawhide hanging out of his green glittery stocking. Suddenly his paw caught in the hanger, he shrieked, pooped on the kitchen floor, and Carapa ran off with his chew.

She's asleep when you are sleeping She's asleep when you're awake She's asleep whether you've been bad or good So pet her belly for goodness sake Where is Nacho?

My human frantically checked the bottom of her shoes, and our paws. There was not just poop in the hallway, but dented poop in the hallway. who stepped in it? Of all the paws and feet in our household, was someone accidentally spreading the stinky surprise? erm, I'm still cute Once every one's appendages were examined and no more unpleasantness was discovered, my people were pretty relieved. With two ancient pups in our pack, we're aiming happily low!

My paw plunged into the squishy clay for reasons unknown to me.  crafting with critters Last year my human got an ornament kit for the holidays, and they finally made it tonight.  this looks delicious I would rather have eaten it.

My human thought she turned the oven on, but it didn't heat up.  She assumed she set the temperature but forgot to actually turn it on until it happened again. The internet recommended a new bake element, but it stayed cold. good luck! After more troubleshooting and colorful language, a new control board was installed. The connections on the replacement part didn't match exactly, so they turned on the power while aiming an extinguisher. It worked and nothing caught on fire! anyone need their day saved?

Road trip! This time one of my moms sat in the backseat. Nacho and Bacchus slept with their heads on her lap. magic food window Our Gpa generously settled us into his room because it has direct access to his HUGE backyard.  where are the cats? We sniffed every stone, and barked at the German shepherd in the corner.  sunbathing is the best Our humans like when we make a ruckus. They feel it endears us to the neighbors.

I hurtled enthusiastically toward the bed ... and my leg caught in the frame. I fell back, shrieking and biting the air (not my finest moment). My mom managed to release my trapped limb while avoiding my teeth, and snuggled me on the bed. Carefully, gently, she felt my joints and bones. Everything seemed intact but swollen. I let them ice me briefly, and then lost interest in licking a cube.  very graceful I ran around without limping, and managed to get BOTH my legs stuck in the bed frame next. All the covers were stuffed in the narrow gap afterward. It was up to me to keep my humans warm! I will be your covers