My friends Mr Bentley and Royce came to dinner. Afterward they were allowed to lick their human's dishes clean.
My moms were divided. Dog mouths are cleaner, but we eat weird things. Is this gross or a win-win situation?
Offering me a juicy plate, I happily lapped at the leftover residue. Suddenly I leapt to attention, and ran across the dish, leaving saucy paw prints at my wake. Just like that, my dishwasher pre-wash days were over.