How to Train Your Human

A fan whirred, and suddenly Jabba the Hutt was in our living room.  Bacchus photo bomb My humans had a space-themed Halloween party to go to and needed our help. Luckily the Princess Leia bra kept falling off me, so I was off the hook. Plan B only required my picture. Jabba meets his match We inspected the chewable props they were sewing, and Nacho stole one ... or a couple ...  trouble with tribbles

My humans raced through the windy roads leaving Palm Springs. Their weekend revolved around the Big Brothers Big Sisters of the Desert Ramblin' N' Gamblin' Rodeo , but I had other plans. what do we have here? We've been binge watching the Blacklist , and I've learned a thing or two about germ warfare. I sprinkled some flu on my Uncle Scott , and a sore throat on one of my moms, and they came home early!  petting my belly is the antidote Time to snuggle them all better. 

My uncle refurbished a hot tub and brought it over. He forgot the door to the motor, and I immediately crawled inside the housing! My humans were less than thrilled by my maneuver ... they used the cover to block my hidey hole. is this my new home? Would the jacuzzi be used for its intended purpose, or a stair to help me jump over the fence? Would my moms ever get out of the warm water, or sit in it for the rest of their lives? They're wondering if pizza can be delivered to the backyard. whatcha doin?

There once was a dog named Goldypaws. Or Shylalocks. You choose.  Her human received a soft blanket as a gift, and this little dog loved it so much. She would ignore everything else (except food) once she touched it. She was enchanted.  One day her other human came home with a very soft blanket also. Now our heroine had two choices!  did it hurt? when you fell from heaven? Shylapaws was not the best at sharing, which is odd because she only weighed twenty pounds. Eventually, tired of being cold, a third blanket was purchased. new! blanket shaped like your dog But which one should Goldyshy lay on? Life is full of important choices.  blankets of dreams