Shameless Slinky

Like a slinky, I snooze in any position I end up in.

hind foot on my neck, totally normal
My uncomfortable-looking contortions and gassy nature have earned me the nickname Flatulent Pretzel. Come closer and I may cough- or hiccup-fart on you. Luckily I'm shameless.

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