Ninja Moms

It was the middle of the night (it was not dark or stormy). Humans and dogs slept soundly. Suddenly I began the pre-vomit retching. Immediately I was grasped from each side and whisked off the bed before my upchuck landed.

I feel much better now, thank you

How did they do it? Are they ninjas?


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