The yoga mats were out and the class started online. I laid on my human, snuggling with all my might, but my human wouldn't stay.

do you mean doga?
The bath was bubbling, Modern Family was on, and there was vegan cheesecake. I gave my human my cutest stare, trying to save her from terrible water, but my human wouldn't stay. 

sleep in piles of my fur!
I laid on the unmade bed, thwarting every attempt to put on clean sheets. When things were back in place, my human FINALLY stayed.

so helpful


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