Fearless Eater

My human and I like to read Trader Joe's Fearless Flyer (no they're not sponsoring my blog...I will accept cookies).  I live with vegetarians, so sneak some meaty check marks on the enclosed shopping list.  For some reason my items do not appear in my mouth.  

Dramatization based on real events

A piece of pineapple with pizza sauce landed on my bum the other day.  There was laughter until I realized my good fortune, and manuveured to reach the delicious morsel.

This is a reenactment...with egg


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