Relax at home and your furry/ feathered/ scaled (et cetera) companion's medication will arrive at your door! I offered to deliver items myself, but I may get distracted by all the delicious restaurants on the way...
As we raced over hills and rough terrain with our people, Nacho and I relaxed in the side-by-side. There were hawks and squirrels and beautiful desert flowers.
Suddenly, Nacho stood up on my Grandpa's lap and started pooping! My human frantically caught his Easter egg with her bare hand, and flung it into some chaparral. Relieved, Nacho resumed his nap.
Neither of my humans realized how much I was eating, and that the other had fed me.
My humans were so accustomed to me, they didn't notice the rolls of squishy snugly fat appear, rippling off my body and bulging around my collar. Eating as much as their previous big dogs, I obligingly ballooned up.
pet my chubby jowels
"Is that Shyla?" my grandparents asked in astonishment.
"We've never seen a little dog poop that much," my sitters, the stool pigeons, commented. I was put on a diet and slimmed back down. It was delicious while it lasted!