I Fought the Blanket and the Blanket Won
My humans watched me climb head first into the blanket. Why do I do these things deliberately?Was my head cold? The lights too bright? The reality tv so inane?
|Don't be jealous of my lipomas|
|My name is Shyla|
I began battling the once comfortable, inviting blanket. My strategy involved escaping head first. Surely I would triumph!
|You tangled my ancestors|
I managed to stand, yet still could not be free of my worthy adversary.
|Prepare to die|
There is no yard that can contain me. Who knew the humans only needed a blanket to vanquish me?
|Houdini called he wants his blanket back|
I admitted defeat and thought about taking a nap.
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