I've noticed that my humans sometimes have trouble picking out their clothes. I only wear clothes for warmth or to increase my appeal, which is hard to do.
|Never trust animated people|
I'm slightly barrel-chested, so outfits sometimes have to be modified to fit me. This has gotten me wondering...what do large dogs wear? If lil ol me wears a medium, what would a dashing Great Dane wear? Or a rottie who wants to be all the rage? A modish mastiff? A contemporary cane corso?
Although my fur covers up my lumps and bumps, I know that humans feel self-conscious about their perceived physical defects. I encourage all you humans to embrace the self worth your pet feels! I don't blame you for wishing you were as cute as your companion, but as long as you pet my belly, you're great in my book.